It’s unsettling to realize that every single parent feel that their particular child has cornered the market on precociousness. Facebook and Twitter are stuffed with these twee quips and exchanges and they never fail to elicit double-digit “Like”s and “awwww”s. But the fact is, all kids blurt out so much shit all day long that some of it is bound to be clever. Like this one:
CJ- John is acting like an asshole.
Me- You say that word again and you’re getting punished.
CJ- But I meant it like a female goat!
(awww. . .)
